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Wednesday, April 09, 2003
 
http://www.WebShrink.com

Thank you for visiting the temporary url of WebShrink, your confidential and professional online mental health care provider. In the future, you will be able to access this site through www.ithacasucks.com.

WebShrink is the Internet's only 24 hour a day online counseling service. Our trained staff of board certified professionals are available day and night to answer your questions, provide short or long term individual or group therapies in our confidential chat rooms, or help you to renew your prescriptions at our new online pharmacy. Utilizing the latest technology including webcams and video conferencing, WebShrink recreates the therapy experience right in your own home!

At WebShrink, you don't need to wait for an appointment. You don't need to keep staring at your watch to see moments of precious of therapy time tick away. At WebShrink, counseling sessions are not limited to the traditional 50 minute hour. Spend 15 minutes or 2 hours - the choice is yours!

And remember, at WebShrink, we don't go off on vacation in August, leaving you at the tender mercy of bartenders, cab drivers and strangers to satisfy your therapy needs. WebShrink is there for you 24 hours a day, 365 days a year!

WebShrink offers you every kind of therapy or treatment option online. Check below for the choice that best suits your personality, family or cultural background and experience.

__Traditional Psychoanalysis (Freudian)
__Jungian Psychoanalysis
__Adlerian Psychoanalysis
__Jungian-Freudian Psychoanalysis
__Freudian-Adlerian Psychoanalysis
__Freudian-Jungian-Adlerian Psychoanalysis
__Orgonomics(Reich)
__Interpersonal Long Term Therapy
__Interpersonal Short Term Therapy
__Behavior Therapy
__Cognitive Therapy
__Narcissistic Personality Therapy
__Behavioral-Cognitive Therapy
__Family Therapy
__Group Therapy
__Psychodynamic Therapy
__Exposure Therapy
__Dialectical Behavior Therapy
__Child or Adolescent Therapy
__Past lives Regression Therapy
__Psycho-Massage Therapy
__Pet Therapy


Are you a first time client at WebShrink? Please fill out the easy and convenient registration and patient information form below. In the space provided you will need to indicate briefly the reasons you are consulting WebShrink and the type of therapy that you believe would be most beneficial. Please click on the link for the online DSM IV if you need specific details or terminology to describe your presenting symptoms. This will save time and help our professionals diagnose your condition.

If you are a returning client, please type in your password and go right to the WebShrink site.

Webshrink is a registered trademark of the Kidder Institute located in Ithaca, New York, 'Therapy and Social Work capital of the United States." * Visit our new Orgone Treatment Center. Remember our slogan, "A little zap will do you."


*Ithaca has more registered mental health workers per capita than Beverly Hills or Palm Springs, Calif.

http://www.onlineDSMIV.com