Not sure if you want to pad Dick Cheney's retirement account? Buy new panty hose for Condoleeza Rice? Finance cosmetic surgery to remove Paul Wolfowitz's liver spots?
You feel some kind of protest is in order, but not sure you want to risk the wrath of the IRS by not paying any taxes? Hasn't the IRS been merged, after all, with Homeland Security?
Ezra has the solution!
Take a fine point marker, neatly cross out the line on your 1040 where you can donate $3 to the Presidential Election Campaign. Write in, instead, that you want to donate $3.00 to Ithaca Sucks.
If 2 people do it, the IRS will think that it's a bunch of weirdos. Can you imagine some of the things people send in with their tax returns? Specimens of human blood, toe nail clippings, naked pictures of themselves? Americans are still crazy people despite the bland rap they get from the mainstream media.
But if 10,000 people write in that they want to donate $3 to Ithaca Sucks, the IRS has a tax revolt on their hands!
Georgie doesn't need any money for his re-election campaign! On the other hand, Ezra could really use the money!
Comments invited at: ezrakidder@gmail.com - Peace, Ezra at 5:33 AM
