A Journal of Humor and Verbal Anarchy

 
Greenstar

(To be sung to the tune of Downtown)

When you're progressive
shopping makes you obsessive
you can always head to Green -star,
there the veggies are fresher
and you don't feel the pressure
At Green-star.

Just listen to the banter of the workers at the deli,
you'll be loading up on goodies to fill your belly,
how can you go wrong?

The chicken's' are happier there.
part of the family there , so forget all your cares,
Green -star, get it organic there
Green -star, it's all natural there.
Greenstar, you belong there now.
Greenstar,
Greenstar.

Shopping at Tops
ya' get genetically altered crops,
you wouldn't get- at greenstar
too many preservatives,
too many conservatives,
You'll never get at green-star/
They'll remember
you're a member, never have to doubt it.
Everyone will want to know
you shop at Greenstar market.
Greenstar.


find different ways - to make yummie greens,
oh, you'll never get tired of eating beans,
at green-star
you can visit the salad bar.
At Green-star.

Tofu's much more inviting,
buying in bulk is just more exciting
greenstar, you never see a national brand.
greenstar, you can lend a helping hand,
greenstar, it's more like a way of life now.
Greenstar, greenstar. greenstar
Greenstar. Fade out.
Comments invited at: ezrakidder@gmail.com - Peace, Ezra at 5:55 AM